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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

The Rocks History Lessons

On Raw, in Boston, The Rock was going around town giving history lessons relating to his match with John Cena. The Rock was turning the American Revolution into The Rock Revolution. He said the people are sick of Cena just like they were sick of the British and The Rock was coming to save them by getting rid of him once and for all. 

The Rock had some great classic lines and even a funny song but for me the highlight was when he recreated the Boston Tea Party. Instead of throwing tea into the Boston Harbor The Rock threw in all of John Cena's crappy merchandise. I didn't even know that half of that crap existed. Apparently there is a John Cena alarm clock, cologne, and even a John Cena garden gnome. How pathetic is that? Well watching The Rock throw it all into the Boston Harbor was priceless!

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