So the show starts with Kofi Kingston and R-Truth winning the Tag-Team Championships from Epico and Primo. Kind of a shot at Evan Bourne for getting himself suspended for a second time.
Next there would be a battle royal of every guy that is not booked in a match on the show. While every guy makes his way to the ring, they cut to the backstage area where Teddy Long is talking to Drew McIntyre. Teddy announces that since this may be his last act as a general manager he is making this battle royal Drew's very last chance. Teddy says if Drew does not win the battle royal he is going to rip up his contract and fire him in the middle of the ring after the match right there at Wrestlemania. Drew turns around and walks out to the ring. Of course Drew would win this match and shock everyone. Teddy would have to walk down to the ring and hand Drew his contract and say its his now. Then Drew would shock the wrestling world and rip up his own contract and throw it back in Teddy's face and walk away. This would shock everyone and have everyone guessing what it would mean. (Obviously, the next general manager, whoever that may be, would hire Drew back and make him a big star. It would be a perfect way to relaunch Drew's career).
Then the Divas match. Kharma vs The Divas Of Doom. With all the other Divas around the ring for a Lumber-Jills match. Kharma wins the match and the Divas Championship. She then grabs a mic and dares any other Diva that has the nerve to get in the ring and get a shot at her new Divas Championship. Of course none of them are stupid enough to get in the ring, but Kelly Kelly grabs Eve and all the Divas throw her in the ring. The audience would go crazy, and Kharma would hit her with her finisher and a quick pin. Then all the Divas would leave the ring, leaving Eve laying in the middle of the ring.
That is when Zack Ryder's music would hit. The audience would go nuts. He would come out in his wrestling gear, with his camera recording his entrance. He would run in the ring, recording Eve laying there in pain. When she looks up and sees him there he would get the crowd to start a "Hoeski" chant, which would be interrupted by "Excuse Me" screamed by Vickie. Eve would take this chance to run away and Vickie would introduce Dolph Ziggler and the United States Champion Jack Swagger. They would challenge Zack Ryder to a Triple Threat match for the title. Of course Ziggler and Swagger would double team Ryder the whole match. That is until the eventual rift when Ziggler and Swagger turn on each other, most likely because one of them collided with Vickie or one was holding Ryder for the other to hit but Ryder ducked and they hit each other. The usual lol. Anyways, once they turn on each other, Vickie freaks out, they won't stop. Once one of them knocks out the other with his finisher, most likely Dolph hits Swagger with the Zig-Zag, then turns around to get with the Rough-Rider. Then Zack gets the pin and the win and the United States Championship! Vickie would freak out and dump both guys, and they would blame each other and turn on each other.
Following this match, The Miz would come out and get in the ring and demand his Wrestlemania moment. He would demand an opponent and a match right away. The crowd would be booing him, but then the huge explosion would go off and Kane's music would play. Kane would walk to the ring and catch The Miz by the throat and chokeslam him in the middle of the ring and pin him immediately for the win!
Then they would have the Shaq match that everyone has been waiting for. His opponent as I said in my last post would be The Great Khali instead of The Big Show. Shaq would win. Obviously it would be a short match.
Then they could have the Cody Rhodes (with Aksana) vs Goldust match for the Intercontinental Championship with Dusty Rhodes as the special referee. I would have Goldust win the match and the title. He would then announce his retirement, drop the title and walk away with his Dad. This would cause an Intercontinental Championship tournament to follow on Raw and Smackdown.
Then I would have The Big Show vs Mark Henry in a retirement match. I would have The Big Show win and Mark Henry retire. The Big Show needs some major wins at Wrestlemania before his career is over. The WWE has ruined him at Wrestlemania each year. Mark Henry's knees have been giving out on him and he has been talking about retirement. I think he should retire with a bang. This would be a perfect moment.
Then I would have Wade Barrett walk out and demand a match just like The Miz had. Then Randy Orton's music would hit and he would RKO and pin Wade for the win.
Then the obvious matches...
Sheamus would defeat Daniel Bryan for the World Championship!
I'm on the fence about CM Punk vs Chris Jericho. I like both, they are two of my favourite wrestlers. But I have to say I want Chris Jericho to win the WWE Championship. Since they brought up Bret Hart as being the original "Best" wrestler I think they should get him to be the special referee!
The Undertaker would defeat Triple H and make his streak 20-0 and hopefully never end!
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