My Brock Lesnar Plan

I know a lot of fans are upset at how poorly the WWE is handling Brock Lesnar's return. Everyone seemed excited when he returned and hit John Cena with the F5. But then the WWE ruined it. They made Brock Lesnar team up with John Laurinaitis which made him a heel. Then at Extreme Rules, even though the crowd was still on Brock's side, they made him lose the match to John Cena which made him look weak. The story is that Cena was supposed to be carried out on a stretcher and be injured for some time. That is why Cena refereed to being forced to take some time off. The storyline called for him to be out of action after the match. However, Cena refused to sell his injuries as soon as the match was over, he just got up, waved off the stretcher and came back the next night on Raw and said his arm was not broken. To make matters worse, Triple H tried to sell the broken arm angle for Brock instead, but then he showed up at a boxing match without a cast and held up a championship belt with his supposedly broken arm. Clearly the cat is out of the bag, neither John Cena or Triple are have broken arms and they both made Brock Lesnar look like a fool. 

I know the WWE wants to punish Brock for leaving. And I know they don't want to use their long-term stars to put over someone that already left once and will be leaving again soon enough. But at the same time they have a second chance to make big money off of Brock Lesnar and finish his career in a proper way. I think they should use this opportunity to have Brock achieve whatever he did not achieve in his first run in the WWE. But I don't think the WWE has any plans to let Brock win any matches let alone win any championships. But I think that is a horrible mistake!

If I was in charge and I had the power to make the decisions here is what I would do...

Terminator?

In Brock's original run he won the King Of The Ring and the Royal Rumble. The only championship he ever won was the WWE Championship (when it was known as the Undisputed Championship) and he held that championship 3 times. So I would not be too worried about redoing any of those things. Instead, I would focus on doing the things that he never did. I would have him win every other championship in the WWE today, and win as many other types of matches as he could in whatever period of time he and the WWE have agreed on. 

The first thing I would do is bring back Paul Heyman as Brock Lesnar's personal manager. I would have Paul bring in the Big Show as Brock Lesnar's back-up (not that he needs it) and they would form a team. The first thing they would do is get revenge on the Big Show's latest opponent, Cody Rhodes, who defeated the Big Show in a Tables match at Extreme Rules. Since Brock has never been Intercontinental Champion and as far as I can remember has never competed in a Tables match, I would have Brock Lesnar challenge Cody Rhodes to a Tables Match for the Intercontinental Championship. The match would be simple. Brock would be in the ring, Paul Heyman would be coaching him from ringside, and the Big Show would be standing guard between the ramp and the ring to prevent any outside interference. Brock would destroy Cody, and after hitting him with several F5s, Brock would go get a table, set it up in the middle of the ring and Power-Bomb Cody through the table for the win and the championship. 

Next I would have Brock Lesnar challenge Santino Marrella for the United States Championship. For this match I think I would make it a Ladder match. That is another type of match that as far as I know Brock has never had. The set up would be that Santino clearly can't defeat Brock in a regular match, so Laurinaitis would offer Santino a Ladder match, that way all he had to do was quickly climb the ladder. However, he would never get that chance. There would be the same set up as before, Heyman at ringside, Big Show standing guard, and Brock in the ring destroying his opponent and finishing him off with several F5s. This time after he was done, instead of getting a table Brock would get a ladder and set it up in the middle of the ring. Brock would simply climb the ladder and retrieve yet another title. This would be Brock's first United States Championship. If Brock is capable of doing it, I would love to see him hit Santino with a Shooting-Star-Press off the top of the ladder... but lets be realistic lol. 

My next idea would be a present and payback to Brock's manger Paul Heyman. Brock would come down to the ring with Heyman and the Big Show and call out Ezekiel Jackson. Brock would demand that Ezekiel bring back the ECW Championship since he was the last wrestler to hold that title. Brock would challenge Ezekiel to an Extreme Rules (Hardcore / No Holds Barred) match. Same set-up with Heyman and the Big Show. Brock would beat Ezekiel with kendo sticks, steel chairs, steel steps, and anything else he could get his hands on. Brock would pick up Ezekiel for the F5 and the win making Brock Lesnar the very last ECW Champion as he retires the belt and presents it back to Paul Heyman, the man who created ECW. I think that would be the ultimate gift to Paul Heyman for all he has down for Brock Lesnar.

Next would be the pay off for the Big Show. Because the Big Show has been helping Brock and they have made such a good team they would challenge the Tag-Team Champions, Kofi Kingston and R-Truth. Obviously, Brock and Big Show would win the match and the titles. I guess this would just be a regular match since I can't really remember Brock having too many tag-team matches. After winning this match, Brock would have won every championship other than the World Championship. But before he goes after Sheamus, he would probably have to drop these titles and have a few more matches. 

Before having Brock and Big Show start losing titles I would want to see how many other matches and finishes I could do with Brock. I think with the injuries suffered recently by some major stars, it would be a perfect chances to make Brock look like a monster. I would have each of these injured wrestlers attempt to make their long awaited returns, only to have Brock Lensar be their first opponent, and of course injure them all over again. 

First, I would have Wade Barrett return. Barrett is out with an injured elbow. As soon as the match starts I would have Brock go after the bad elbow and lock in his new arm-lock. Obviously, Wade would submit, but Brock would hold on as long as he could, which would put Barrett back out of action for a while. 

Similarly, I would have Justin Gabriel, who is also out with an elbow injury, return and have the exact same thing happen to him. These former Nexus members would be able to stay out as long as they want to recover now because the fans would blame Brock for their injuries. It would be a prefect excuse. 

Undisputed Champion

In the same way I would have two wrestlers who have been out with knee injuries come back. The first one would be Sin Cara. Instead of going after the shoulder or elbow with the arm-lock, I would have Brock use the knee submission hold that he used on Chris Benoit that everyone still talks about. For this hold, Brock would need a small flexible wrestler, and Sin Cara would be perfect for that. Brock, would win by submission, or the referee would stop the match because Sin Cara passed out from the pain or because it was causing too much damage. It would make Brock look like a monster. 

The next victim for this knee attack would be the long awaited return of Rey Mysterio. Fans would go crazy for the return of Rey, only to have him be attacked by Brock and have his knee injured in Brock's knee-lock. The fans would really turn on Brock for this. Rey is the most loved wrestler in the WWE by the fans. Attacking him and injuring him and putting him out of action again would make Brock the most hated man in the WWE. And that is exactly what the WWE wants. 

Undisputed Champion

Just in case that was not enough, there are a few other small things they could do. I would have Ted DiBiase return from his ankle injury and I would have him come out with the Million Dollar Championship. Brock would challenge him and using the Ankle-Lock, Brock would force Ted to submit. Since the Million Dollar Championship is not a recognized title in the WWE Brock would just hold it up for the photo-ops and then drop it on Ted who would be laying in the ring holding his injured ankle. 

The next victim would be the biggest star in the WWE today Zack Ryder. Brock would challenge Ryder for his Internet Championship. Brock would have a great match with Ryder. Zack would be the first one to really give Brock a run for his money and put up a fight, but in the end Brock would win again. And just like he did with Ted, Brock would pose with the Internet Championship, but since its not recognized in the WWE, he would just drop it on Zack who would be laying in the middle of the ring. 

Wife Sable

This is when the tide will turn. Brock will have pissed off everyone and it will be time for his payback. Everyone will come after him. Unlikely teams will be formed to get revenge on Brock Lesnar and the Big Show. This team will have to be two superstars that are capable of defeating not only Brock Lesnar but also the Big Show. I think the only answer would be John Cena and Randy Orton. They are the two top stars in the WWE and they have never teamed up before as far as I know. Cena and Orton would team up and challenge Brock Lesnar and the Big Show for the Tag-Team Championships which they would win. This would cause the rift between Brock and Big Show and Heyman would be caught in the middle. 

This next part is tricky, but I think its a pretty cool idea. The WWE did something similar to this once before when Kurt Angle held the European and Intercontinental Championships. He had a triple threat match against Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit and lost one title to each of them. I thought that was cool. So I would have a triple threat match booked for the next PPV between Champion Brock Lesnar and challengers John Cena and Randy Orton. The stipulation would be that the first one to pin Brock would win the United States Championship and the second would win the Intercontinental Championship. Of course the Big Show would come out and interferer and knock out Brock Lesnar with the WMD. Then Randy Orton would hit Brock with the RKO and get the first pin making Randy Orton the United States Champion (which he has never been). Then John Cena would hit Brock with the Attitude Adjustment and the second pin to win the Intercontinental Championship (which he has never been). This would be an epic match and it would make history in several different ways. Plus it would set up feuds between Brock and the Big Show, John Cena, and Randy Orton, which as far as I've been reading is exactly what the WWE wants.

However, now that Brock has no titles left, I would have him go after the only championship left that he has never won. The World Championship, which is held by Sheamus. I would have Brock Lesnar challenge Sheamus to a Steel Cage match. Brock already had a Hell In A Cell match against the Undertaker, and a Stretcher match against the Bis Show that everyone remembers. And now following my plan Brock would have had a Table match, and a Ladder match. So a Steel Cage match would seem like a great fit. I would have Sheamus put up a great fight and use all of his big moves, but have Brock always kick out. Sheamus would try to escape, but Brock would stop him. Brock would do the same, but Sheamus would always kick out and stop him. Finally, I would have Brock hit one last F5 in the middle of the ring for the finish. Now this could be the pin, but since I'm making this all up as I go, I would have Brock climb the corner of the cage to make his escape, but stop at the top and jump off the top of the cage and hit Sheamus with a Shooting-Star-Press in the middle of the ring and then get the pin. Brock would then walk out the door of the Steel Cage and receive his World Championship belt!

At this point Brock would have done everything and won everything. He would have faced most of the biggest stars in the WWE today and done everything he could do. The only match left that Brock hasn't won would be the Elimination Chamber, which Brock never competed in. So this would be the perfect build up for that. Now that Brock is the World Champion, he would go into the Elimination Chamber match at last PPV before Wrestlemania. I would have Brock win the match and go on to Wrestlemania 29 as the World Champion. I would like to see the 5 other wrestlers in the chamber be wrestlers Brock has not faced yet in the WWE. I think they should all be main event champions. Again, since I am making that up I will choose those 5 wrestlers...

1. Chris Jericho... just because I like Chris Jericho lol
2. Sheamus... because he deserves a rematch for the World Championship
3. Big Show... because they each want payback on the other
4. Randy Orton... because their feud isn't over
5. John Cena... because their feud isn't over

 

I think that would be an amazing Elimination Chamber match. And after Brock won he would have proven he was better than all of them. Brock would have defeated the top 5 stars in the WWE today. And this would leave the question, who can beat Brock Lesnar one on one? And that would be the question for Wrestlemania. Brock would defend the World Championship against his challenger at Wrestlemania. I think the obvious choice would be CM Punk. Why? Because CM Punk is the WWE Champion. CM Punk says he is a Heyman guy, while Brock is the #1 Heyman guy. They could have the first ever Champion vs Champion match.

Or the WWE could bring back someone from Brock's past and the WWE past to face Brock at Wrestlemania. Someone like: The Rock, or Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, or the Undertaker. 

Brock has said in interviews that he wants the Undertaker at Wrestlemania. But for the same reason I didn't build up any matches with the Big Show or any other guys Brock had major feuds with in his original run, its because we have already seen it. Brock and the Undertaker will never top their Hell In A Cell match 10 years ago, so they shouldn't try. I would leave that match alone. 

Another guy that could be brought back is Goldberg. That is who Brock had his last match with at Wrestlemania 20. They could have a rematch. But again, since that has already been done, I don't see the point in doing it again. 

The same would go for the Rock. Everyone wants to see a Brock vs Rock rematch. And I admit, of all the rematches Brock could have that would be the one I would want to see the most. But its still a rematch, and I don't know if they could top the original. So I would try something different. 

So that just leaves Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H. To be honest, most people would probably chose Austin, but I wouldn't. I think Brock would be able to hurt Austin too easily because of Austin's bad neck, and I don't think a huge match between them would be as believable as a match with Triple H. Besides, the rumour is that CM Punk will be facing Stone Cold Steve Austin at Wrestlemania 29 anyways, and I think that would be a better fit. 

So that just leaves one man... Triple H.

This is the match I always wanted to see when Brock was the Undisputed Champion of the WWE. I thought Triple H was the obvious next opponent after the Rock, but instead Triple H went to Raw and Brock went to Smackdown. That is when the Brands were divided and instead of Triple H going after Brock for the title, Triple H just brought out a new World Championship for himself instead. In my opinion, that looked like Triple H saying 'I can't beat Brock Lesnar so rather than let him beat me, I'm going to hide here and make my own championship.' And I thought that was embarrassing. For Brock's entire run as Undisputed Champion on Smackdown I felt he was the real champion and Triple H was nothing. At Wrestlemania 19 when Brock was facing Kurt Angle and Triple H was facing Booker T did anyone care about Triple H's match? The answer is NO lol. Brock was the real champion, and Triple H was afraid of him. 

So now I think its only fitting that they finally have that one match. And I think it should be a retirement match since Brock is rumored to be leaving after Wrestlemania 29 and Triple H can't keep going much longer. I say just go out with a bang. Either Triple H will get to be the guy that ended Brock Lesnar's career and ran him out of the WWE for good. Or Brock will be the guy that ended Triple H's career and proved once and for all that he was the greatest of all time. How epic would that be?

Well that is my whole Brock Lesnar plan... what do you all think?

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