Monday, August 15, 2011

Which One Is Hogan's Girlfriend?

Twins?
I have so much trouble believing that Brooke is only 21 years old. I feel like this girl has lived four lifetimes already, only two of which she’s spent ratting out her mother’s drug habit to the press. Linda Hogan was, of course, not there, unless she and her boyfriend are hiding in Jennifer’s breast implants. Actually, that’s unlikely, because those implants look like they’re older than Linda’s boyfriend. And Brooke? Lay off the spray-tan, sweetie. Your father should not be your barometer for an appropriate face color.

Which One Is Hogan's Girlfriend?

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