Monday, June 18, 2012

WWE No Way Out 2012

 
"You're fired!" Those were the words directed at John Laurinaitis by Mr. McMahon at No Way Out. Following John Cena's victory over Big Show in a brutal Steel Cage Match, WWE's Chairman rendered the end of "People Power" in New Jersey's IZOD Center... It took the interference of about 5 other wrestlers in order for Cena to win the match, but I'm just happy to see John Laurinaitis gone! 

AJ may dig WWE Champion CM Punk more than he digs crazy chicks. The unbalanced Diva's seemingly calculated involvement in Punk's Triple Threat Title Match at No Way Out gave The Straight Edge Champion an unanticipated advantage (and victory) over Kane and Daniel Bryan... Kane should have won the match, I'm bored of Bryan and Punk and its been way too long since Kane's 1 day reign as WWE Champion back in the 90s.

With the precious World Heavyweight Championship at stake, The Showoff Dolph Ziggler nearly stunned Sheamus and the WWE Universe, live at No Way Out. The Great White, however, had other plans of demonstrating why he's at the top of the WWE food chain, winning a hotly contested bout to retain his prize... I'm so sick of Sheamus, when are they finally going to make Ziggler either World or WWE Champion?

The Game returned to WWE at No Way Out to address Brock Lesnar and his lawsuits against WWE. The Chief Operating Officer did just that, challenging Lesnar to a fight once Triple H's arm has fully healed in several weeks - at SummerSlam! I hope Brock Lesnar kicks Triple H's ass!
 

Feel the earth shake? That was the massive frame of The Funkasaurus colliding with David Otunga during the free, live-streamed No Way Out Pre-Show event. The Harvard grad used his better judgment to bail on his much bigger - though victorious - opponent... what a shock, Otunga is a coward lol. More importantly, does anyone even watch these YouTube pre-show matches?

 

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